Friday, January 23, 2009

Another Democrat tax cheat

Caroline Kennedy Schlossberg didn't pay taxes for her housekeeping help. Another case of liberals do as I say and not as I do.
Say it ain’t so, Caroline K. Schlossberg.
Another liberal icon caught allegedly not paying taxes. First Charlie Rangel, then Tim Geithner, now the Valley Girl of Camelot. Do as they say, not as they do. I guess they didn’t get the memo from Joe Biden - the vice president lectures us all how “patriotic” it is to pay taxes, Caroline.
I wonder if the New York Times [NYT] will write an editorial defending this latest liberal tax cheat, the way they did for Tim “What do you mean you can’t write off your kid’s overnight summer camp?” Geithner.

These starstruck Obama groupies want to tax you back to the Stone Age. It’s for the children, and for the infrastructure. The next statue they put up in Washington should be of the woman who really inspires the tax-cheating moonbats - Leona Helmsley.

If there is any justice in this world, next spring New York Gov. David Paterson will be in Cambridge picking up one of those phony-baloney Profiles in Courage Awards. The award copy writes itself: “Whereas, Gov. Paterson had the stones to turn down the blandishments of all Beautiful People Everywhere to appoint this spoiled little rich girl to her uncle’s old seat.”
Her cousin Tim Shriver said of Caroline’s petulant demand for a coronation as U.S. senator, “I think this is about Barack Obama.”
I think it was about, “Do you know who I am?”
But Caroline was so uniquely qualified.
She is both “wife and mother” (cited by both Caroline and her cousin Kerry).
She hails her own cabs (a revelation by Albert “Scoop” Hunt).
But my favorite argument came from the daughter of the late Sen. Pat Moynihan, who in the Daily News cited the fact that Caroline is a “good hostess.”
Hey, Ms. Moynihan, it’s not so hard to be a good hostess when you have 400 million bucks, a penthouse on Park Avenue and a 60-acre spread on the Vineyard.
Hypocrisy, thy name is Caroline. How’s that old song go? She’s a rich girl, and she’s gone too far, ’cause she knows it don’t matter anyway. She can rely on the old man’s money.
Electorally speaking, the Kennedy clan is on a bit of a losing streak. Pondering a run for governor here, Joe Kennedy turned into Hamlet. In Maryland, his sister Kathleen got knocked off by a Republican. Max Kennedy’s campaign for Joe Moakley’s congressional seat crashed on the runway. Patches is Patches.

It was fun while it lasted, Caroline’s “Let Them Eat Cake” campaign. And somewhere up in Alaska, Gov. Sarah Palin is smiling.

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