I Heartily Endorse Him Even Though He is a Lousy Bum

With endorsements like these who needs opponents:

"The problem that Andrew has is that everybody knows that behind the scenes, he is the dirtiest, nastiest political player out there and that is his reputation from years in Washington. When his father was governor, he was the tough guy. He has brass knuckles and he played hard ball."

- Eliot Spitzer