How is this even remotely funny? Our lowbrow President

OBAMA JOKES WHITE HOUSE PASTRY CHEF PUTS CRACK IN HIS PIES

Monday at the White House while hosting a reception to observe LGBT Pride Month, President Barack Obama call his White House Pastry Chef Bill Yosses "the crust master" because the president said, "I don't know what he does—whether he puts crack in them." But the president continued he had to adopt a no weekday pie rule.

Laughing and applauding, the first lady Michelle Obama added, "Theres no crack in our pies."