The Democrats channeling Comrade Lavrinti Beria...the Russia probe of porn stars.

One nasty morning Comrade Stalin discovered that his favorite pipe was missing. Naturally, he called in his henchman, Lavrenti Beria, and instructed him to find the pipe. A few hours later, Stalin found it in his desk and called off the search. "But, Comrade Stalin," stammered Beria, "five suspects have already confessed to stealing it."

Beria is the man famously known for "you show me the man and I'll show you the crime