A list of Obama;s accomplishments

Bob: "Hey Jim, did you hear about
the Obama Administration scandal?”

Jim: “You mean the $100 million of
taxpayer “stimulus” money that went to 
the green energy firm Ecotality, which
is now bankrupt like Solyndra?”

Bob: “No, the other one.”

Jim: "Millions of Americans losing
their health care coverage?"

Bob: "No, the other one."

Jim: “Obama saying we can keep our
health insurance and
doctors if we wanted to?"

Bob: "No, the other one."

Jim: "Forcing Americans to pay sky
high premiums for health insurance
coverage that they don't want, and will
never use?”

Bob: "No, the other one."

Jim: "Forcing churches and
businesses to violate their religious beliefs
by paying for abortions?"

Bob: "No, the other one."

Jim: "Spending $634 million on a
website that doesn't work?"

Bob: "No, the other one."

Jim: "Sebelius shaking down health
insurance executives?"

Bob: "No, the other one."

Jim: "Obama adding more to the
national debt in his first 18 
months than all presidents from
Washington through Reagan added in total?"

Bob: "No, the other one."

Jim: “You mean the one where Obama
almost started World War 3 over Syria, 
and Putin stepped in at the last minute
to save the day?”

Bob: "No, the other one."

Jim: “Obama wanting to grant
citizenship to
millions of illegals in order to lock
in future Democrat election wins?”

Bob: “No, the other one.”

Jim: "You mean the Mexican gun
running?"

Bob: "No, the other one."

Jim: "Seal Team 6?"

Bob: "No, the other one."

Jim:"You mean the State Dept.
lying about Benghazi?"

Bob: "No, the other one."

Jim: "Intentionally trying to hurt
Americans during the
sequester?"

Bob: "No, the other one."

Jim: "Blocking veterans who
secured our freedoms from their
monuments, but giving the green light
for illegals to use Monument Mall?"

Bob: "No, the other one."

Jim: "Denying school kids the
ability to tour the White House, 
but still spending lavishly on his
parties?"

Bob: "No, the other one."

Jim: "You mean the military not
getting their votes counted?"

Bob: "No, the other one."

Jim: "The NSA monitoring our
allies?"

Bob: "No, the other one."

Jim: "You mean the use of drones
in our own country without
legal authorization?"

Bob: "No, the other one."

Jim: "You mean the president
arming the Muslim Brotherhood and Al Qaeda all over the world?"

Bob: "No the other one.

Jim: "The IRS targeting
conservatives?"

Bob: "No, the other one."

Jim: "The DOJ spying on the
press?"

Bob: "No, the other one."

Jim: "The NSA monitoring our phone
calls, emails, text messages,
and everything else?"

Bob: "No, the other one."

Jim: "Ordering the release of
nearly 10,000 illegal
immigrants from jails and prisons, and
falsely blaming the sequester?"

Bob: "No, the other one."

Jim: "Denying Arizona the right to
protect its own borders?"

Bob: "No, the other one."

Jim: "The president's repeated
violation of the law requiring
him to submit a budget no later than
the first Monday in February?"

Bob: "No, the other one."

Jim: "The 2012 vote where 115% of
all registered voters in
some counties voted 100% for Obama?"

Bob: "No, the other one."

Jim: "The president's
unconstitutional recess appointments in
an attempt to circumvent the Senate's
advise-and-consent role?"

Bob: "No, the other one."

Jim: "The State Department
interfering with an Inspector
General investigation on departmental
sexual misconduct?"

Bob: "No, the other one."

Jim:"Hillary, Lois Lerner, Susan
Rice, Sebelius, and Holder all lying
to Congress and the American people?"

Bob: "No, the other one."

Jim: "The President using nearly 1
trillion dollars of stimulus money to fund his cronies and
the unions?"

Bob: "No, the other one"

Jim: "I give up! ... Oh wait, I
think I got it! You mean that scandal about the 65 million
low-information voters who don't pay taxes and get free stuff
from taxpayers.......and how they stuck us again with the most
pandering and corrupt administration in American history?"

Bob: "THAT'S THE ONE!"

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(Hat Tip to STVINW)