Another stimulus package investment. Can't eat trans fats but the government can radiate you

“Society Will Pay A Huge Price In Cancer Because Of This”

The quote is courtesy of John Sedat, professor of biochemistry and biophysics at the University of California at San Francisco, quoted in a CNET article. Let’s get another quote, this one from Dr. Peter Rez at Arizona State:

To call anything based on high energy X-rays ‘low energy’ is worse than 1984 doublespeak

What’s this all about?

It’s called “Z Portal”. Sounds like the title of a second-tier 8-bit Nintendo game, right? Actually, it’s a machine to capture photos like this:

Clearly, the government wants to see your genitalia so badly they are willing to kill you to do it. It’s like having the Son of Sam running the Postal Service.

Quoth CNET:

The origin of the scanners can be traced back to a not-so-obvious source: President Obama’s signature American Recovery and Reinvestment Act of 2009, better known as the stimulus bill. That awarded a $27.3 million contract to American Science and Engineering, or AS&E, to build 35 scanners, according to a description at Recovery.gov. Soon afterward, X-ray scanners appeared at the San Ysidro, Calif., checkpoint, sometimes called the world’s busiest land crossing; other locations listed in the specification include El Paso, Texas, Columbus, N.M., and Nogales, Ariz.

Now Homeland Security wants more. The U.S. government convened a “pre-solicitation conference” in Washington, D.C., on November 29, 2011, according to a public procurement document. Another document says “Customs and Border Protection is very appreciative of all the responses received” and plans to publish a formal request for proposals for the next purchase on February 1.

Once the Z Portal is in place at all border crossings, the government will have achieved the dubious goal of succesfully violating everyone who wants to travel to another country. The rationale behind the airport scanners has always been that air travel is a privilege, not a right — but if every method of travel involves a cancer scan, where’s the freedom to travel?

Long-time TTAC readers know that one way to potentially frustrate the scanners would be to travel in a Seventies Chrysler Imperial. But what if the scanner is cranked up high enough to punch through the famous Imperial doors? What will that radiation do to you?