Friday, October 25, 2019

Death by a thousand insults

In the age of leftism

Christopher Columbus is a warmonger.
NBA players are profiteers of a communist regime.
Democratic 2020 candidates propose elimination of mandatory HIV disclosures.
Canada elects a substitute drama teacher for prime minister. 
Third-trimester abortions of fully formed babies are legal
Calling someone an "illegal alien" (a legal term), carries a fine of up to $250,000. 
There are 72 genders. 
Climate change will kill us in 12 years unless we kill our transportation and cows and turn to cannibalism. 
A violent, anarchist group that beats up people is called "anti-fascist" or Antifa." 
Up to 100,000 illegals cross the border monthly, bringing with them MS-13 thugs and narcotics.  Democrats call it a "manufactured crisis."
Israel is an apartheid state.
Benjamin Netanyahu is Hitler.
The Holocaust has two equally credible debate positions: 1) it happened 2) it didn't happen.
Teachers are required to present LGBT content to junior high school kids. 
Women march with vaginas on their heads. 
Illegal aliens can obtain driver's licenses.
A child with Asperger's lectures U.N. adults on climate fluctuations as a man-made phenomenon. 
The P.M. of Canada invents a new word: "peoplekind."
Al Gore, the man who predicted there will be no icebergs by 2013 in a video, is awarded a Nobel Peace Prize. 
Democrats perpetuate world's greatest lie: the president of their country is a "Russian spy."
Democrats attempt to remove a president because he is looking into corruption. 
Socialism, a failed and murderous ideology, is at the forefront of American politics.  
Bartenders are elected to government posts and demand abolition of all prisons to end an "American apartheid."
A sharia law Islamist who married her brother to circumvent American laws is now an American congresswoman.
The House fails to pass a resolution against anti-Semitism by its own members.  Because those members are Muslim.
Liberal American Jews write proclamations against a president who is raising Jewish grandchildren and recognizes Jerusalem as the eternal capital of the Jews. 

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