The Right to Have Sex

From the Left-Has-Become-So-Ridiculous-It's-Getting-Hard-To-Parody file comes this latest gem from the UK, where the loony Left leads the US by about 10-15 years, so any idiotic idea there can be expected to be introduced here in a few years. A new addition to the 'positive' rights of man is the right to have sex (on the taxpayer's dime, no less):

Councils pay for disabled to visit prostitutes and lap-dancing clubs from £520m taxpayer fund

By Paul Sims
Last updated at 8:23 AM on 16th August 2010

A 'man of 21 with learning disabilities has been granted taxpayers' money to fly to Amsterdam and have sex with a prostitute.

His social worker says sex is a 'human right' for the unnamed individual - described as a frustrated virgin.

His trip to a brothel in the Dutch capital's red light district next month is being funded through a £520million scheme introduced by the last government to empower those with disabilities.

They are given a personal budget and can choose what services this is spent on.

So if you're upset about having to pay part of your neighbor's mortgage in addition to your own, just wait until you have to pay to get him laid too.