Friday, August 5, 2011
Joke of the Day
I met a fairy today that said she would grant me one wish.
"I want to live forever," I said.
"Sorry," said the fairy "I'm not allowed to grant wishes like that!
"Fine," I said, "then I want to die after Congress gets their heads out of their asses!"
"You crafty bastard," said the fairy.
(h/t C&S)
"I want to live forever," I said.
"Sorry," said the fairy "I'm not allowed to grant wishes like that!
"Fine," I said, "then I want to die after Congress gets their heads out of their asses!"
"You crafty bastard," said the fairy.
(h/t C&S)
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I'm passin' this'un along!
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