POLITICS
Here Are The Words Hillary’s Supporters Won’t Let You Say
11:16 PM 03/25/2015
Do you work in the media and have the gall to think that the entire Webster’s dictionary is at your disposal? Think again, you sexist.
When it comes to reporting on Hillary Clinton, George Carlin’s “Seven Words You Can Never Say on Television” have turned into “Twelve Words You Can Never Say About a Powerful Politician.”
“We will be watching, reading, listening and protesting coded sexism,” the pro-Hillary group HRC Super Volunteers warned The New York Times’ Amy ChozickWednesday.
HRC Super Volunteers have been laying in wait for Clinton to announce her candidacy, with one organizer of the independent group boasting to colleagues that “our supervols tended to be more loyal to HRC than hired staff who worried about getting a job after the campaign. I think back to the staff party in Denver when me, Ahmed, and another top vol were the only ones with Hillary buttons.”
Here are the words that you can’t use to describe Clinton:
polarizing
Yup. Nothing polarizing about this.
calculating
I usually pair this with the term “cold.” As in, “Cold War.” Or, “cold, loveless marriage.”
disingenuous
Like when chicks say “I’m not looking for anything serious.” Or, you know, “I’m on the pill.”
Or when, you know, Bill pretended he was crying about the death of Ron Brown when actually he was laughing.
insincere
What about “insecure”? Isn’t that more of a sexist term? I know a lot of women who are insecure. Some might say I have a radar for finding it.
ambitious
Women are lazy. Everybody knows that. How come most of them don’t even work, like Ann Romney. Pfft. Bunch of sexists.
inevitable
It’s inevitable that this adjective would be considered sexist at some point.
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