Christine Blasey Ford

Good summary from someone on a Facebook group I'm on:

"I don’t know whose house it happened at or even what year it happened. I don’t know if I got there before everyone else or after. I don’t know how I got there or how I got home over 10-15 miles away (at the age of 15).

I didn’t tell my parents because I’d have to tell them about being at a party with boys drinking. I can’t explain why I didn’t tell my best friend who I left behind at the Party with “rapists."

My lifetime friend doesn’t remember any of this (and the other 3 people I said were there testified under oath they don’t know anything about this).

I claimed to have brought this attack up to my husband in 2012 because I wanted a second front door for security because I’m still scared. That was immediately followed by couples therapy where I told the therapist. (Because I was actually afraid Romney would become president and nominate Kavanaugh). Oh, pay no attention to this story being a total lie as the building permit for a “Second Front Door” was pulled in 2008! Not for security, but because we would sublet a room to various Google interns.

I have a fear of flying, but have no problem jet-setting all over the world while on vacation. I’ve been on airplanes more in the past two months than most people in a year, but my fear is completely legit, not a stall tactic meant to delay this confirmation vote until after the November midterms.

I don’t know who paid for my hotel and polygraph test (the afternoon of my grandmothers funeral, or maybe it was the next day, who knows). And guess what? I flew there. Oh, and that polygraph, that I said took much longer than I anticipated but I was able to “Endure through it”, it was only two questions, neither of which were about Kavanaugh. But hey, I “passed” so that’s all that matters. And my PhD in psychology definitely, in no way, helped me with it or my testimony today.

My “friends on the beach” encouraged me to continue contacting the media with my story (because we were running out of time). I can’t name them, so we’ll just call them “beach friends”. Yet while giving such great advice, none were willing to be character witnesses. Meanwhile, Judge Kavanaugh had hundreds of character witnesses step up in a matter of days.

My lawyers, out of the kindness of their hearts, are helping me for FREE yet I have a “needed” gofundme page that currently is sitting at $528,000. I’m so desperately in need of help there’s even three more GoFundMe campaigns totaling over $300,000. I promise though I’m not getting anything out of my testimony, that money is just going to cover my “expenses”.

I’m super smart. I have a PhD and I teach graduate students. I know lots of big words, but it should be totally believable that I don’t understand basic questions and talk like a 10 year old when testifying.

I was the only person in the United States that didn’t know Congress had agreed to come to me instead of me going to DC. They really do care about my flying phobia after all.

Get the picture yet, America?"