Gone in Ten Business Days: NYC’s Fast & Spurious Towing Policy! New York City—home of Broadway, bagels, and now, your car’s surprise career as an auction item. In a plot twist only a bureaucrat could love, NYC has a rule that allows the city to tow your car and then sell it just 10 business days later. Not 10 days after they call you. Not 10 days after a letter arrives. Nope—10 business days from the moment a tow truck driver yoinks your ride off the street. That’s your countdown. And if you blink, your car’s headed to a new life with someone who outbid a used mattress for it. Let’s break this down in true NYC fashion: fast, expensive, and with just a touch of “how is this even legal?” Imagine you’re out of town, your registration’s expired by 30 seconds, and someone reports it. The NYPD swoops in, your car gets towed, and the clock starts ticking. You come back a couple weeks later, head to where your car was, and find—nothing. Just tire tracks and a $400 hole in your soul. But wait—it gets worse. To get your car back, you’ll owe at least $370 for the tow (more if it was a “difficult” tow, whatever that means), $20 per day in storage fees, and possibly another $185 if they slapped a boot on it first. Let’s say you’ve been out of town for two weeks: that’s $370 + $280 in storage + $185 for the boot = a solid $835 bill waiting for you. Oh, and if your inspection or registration is expired, you'll also have to fix that before they let you drive it away—so you might need a tow to get your towed car out of the impound. It’s like an M.C. Escher painting, but sadder and more expensive. The city insists it tries to notify owners, but let’s be honest—how many people are checking their mail when they’re out of town or, say, living in the 21st century where all communication happens via phone or smoke signal? And even if you do get the letter in time, it may not contain enough info to save your car before it’s up for grabs at the next municipal auction-palooza. Cars are being sold off for pennies on the dollar, often to auto shops and resellers who’ve memorized the impound calendar better than their anniversary dates. So, what’s a New Yorker to do? Apparently, maintain psychic awareness of your vehicle’s legal status at all times, hire a pigeon to monitor your street, and maybe invest in a GPS tracker for when your ride makes its great escape to the pound. In NYC, you don’t just park and pray for no ticket—you now park and pray it’s still yours tomorrow. Or at least not starring in a Craigslist ad that says “One-owner Altima, runs great, thanks NYC.”
Friday, June 6, 2025
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