Friday, August 5, 2011

Joke of the Day

I met a fairy today that said she would grant me one wish.

"I want to live forever," I said.

"Sorry," said the fairy "I'm not allowed to grant wishes like that!

"Fine," I said, "then I want to die after Congress gets their heads out of their asses!"

"You crafty bastard," said the fairy.

(h/t C&S)

1 comment:

Steve Burri said...

I'm passin' this'un along!