Showing posts with label Humor. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Humor. Show all posts

Saturday, June 13, 2020

Cleese said 'Fawlty Towers' uses slurs to ridicule actual bigots — and some are too 'stupid' to get that. Soon we will have the same freedoms as in North Korea.


British comic legend John Cleese of Monty Python fame blasted the "cowardly and gutless and contemptible" decision to remove an episode of "Fawlty Towers" — a sitcom he wrote and starred in — from a BBC-owned streaming platform because of racial slurs, BBC News reported.


What are the details?

In the 1975 episode titled, "The Germans," Cleese's Basil Fawlty interacts with an older character named the Major, who uses the N-word and slur for the people of India — the latter of which is technically an ethnic slur. In another scene, Cleese's character uses a slur for Germans.
Cleese reacted to the censorship news as only Cleese can.
"I would have hoped that someone at the BBC would understand that there are two ways of making fun of human behavior," he tweeted Friday. "One is to attack it directly. The other is to have someone who is patently a figure of fun, speak up on behalf of that behavior."



Cleese then compared episode to the M.O. of another British sitcom character Alf Garnett of "'Til Death do Us Part" who inspired the creation of Archie Bunker and "All in the Family."
"We laughed at Alf's reactionary views. Thus we discredited them, by laughing at him," Cleese added. "Of course, there were people — very stupid people — who said, 'Thank God someone is saying these things at last.' We laughed at these people, too."
He then said such individuals are making comedy decisions at the BBC.
"But it's not just stupidity," Cleese continued. "The BBC is now run by a mixture of marketing people and petty bureaucrats. It used to have a large sprinkling of people who'd actually made programs. Not any more. So BBC decisions are made by persons whose main concern is not losing their jobs. That's why they're so cowardly and gutless and contemptible. I rest my case."

What did the streaming service have to say?

"UKTV has temporarily removed an episode of Fawlty Towers The Germans from Gold's Box Set," a spokesman for the streaming service told BBC News. "The episode contains racial slurs so we are taking the episode down while we review it. We regularly review older content to ensure it meets audience expectations and are particularly aware of the impact of outdated language. Some shows carry warnings and others are edited. We want to take time to consider our options for this episode."

Cleese does not pander to the outrage mob

Cleese is not one to entertain the demands of the politically correct. Four years ago, he warned that pandering to such people will lead us into an Orwellian society.
"All humor is critical. If we start saying, 'Oh, we mustn't criticize or offend them,' then humor is gone, and with humor goes a sense of proportion — and then, as far as I'm concerned, you're living in '1984,'" Cleese said, referencing George Orwell's classic dystopian novel. "So the idea that you have to be protected from any kind of uncomfortable emotion is one I absolutely do not subscribe to."
And after being accused of racism and xenophobia last year when he repeated his observation that London "is not really an English city" anymore — an indirect reference to the influx of immigrants — Cleese hit right back: "I think it's legitimate to prefer one culture to another. For example, I prefer cultures that do not tolerate female genital mutilation. Will this will be considered racist by all those who hover, eagerly hoping that someone will offend them — on someone else's behalf, naturally."
UPDATE, 7:21 p.m.: Cleese posted the following Twitter video Friday, which insightfully speaks to many of the issues at hand — and is, of course, hilarious:
This story has been updated.

Thursday, April 16, 2020

Obama/Biden

Friday, March 27, 2020

Remember when Trump was mocked for not shaking hands?

Trump Suggests Americans Shouldn’t Shake Hands -- Ever Again

The new greeting to be created by John Cleese and the Ministry of Silly Walks.

Thursday, February 27, 2020

Bernie exposed

Bernie Sanders Praises Slave Owners For Free Housing Program

U.S.—In a televised interview, Bernie Sanders has praised slave owners for their free housing program offered to all slaves working the plantations.
"Of course, the slavery was bad, but the slaves were housed, for free I might add, for their entire employment," Sanders said in an interview with 60 Minutes. "So it's unfair to criticize the whole thing. Also, the slaveowners were pretty impressive guys. The plantations were very clean, very nice buildings. I actually honeymooned at one in Virginia back in 1845, and it was an eye-opener for me as to how much propaganda has been used to malign slaveowners and their healthcare, housing, and literacy programs."
At publishing time, sources had also confirmed that Bernie Sanders had defended hell itself, saying the place of eternal torment has "gotten a bad rap" and "isn't such a bad place."

Saturday, April 20, 2019

MUST WATCH: Hilarious Little Girl Does Outstanding Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez Impersonation

MUST WATCH: Hilarious Little Girl Does Outstanding Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez Impersonation

video here:

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There have been a lot of viral impersonations of Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez on social media, but none have been quite this hilarious and adorable.

Wearing glasses and bright red lipstick, a young girl brilliantly skewered the freshmen congresswoman in a way that put the current cast of Saturday Night Live to shame.
“Like, I’m Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, aka AOC, and like, I want to talk about like, climate change, because like, there’s no doubt cow farts are making the climate change,” the girl’s rant begins. “Like, in July the climate was 96 degrees and in February the climate was 36 degrees. O.M.G. like, that’s a huge change in the climate in only four months,” the girl continues after counting the months on her fingers.
The hilarious bit continues with the child claiming that the world is going to end in 12 years.“Like, I also want to talk about socialism because socialism is so amazing! Like, socialism is actually short for social media. Did you know that? Like, I use social media so I’m a socialist — and like three of the most successful countries in the world are socialist too. Venezuela, Facebook, and Twitter are all very successful socialist countries.”
The adorable impersonation concludes with the talented child asserting that she has a lot of friends who “moved to America from Facebook.”
Someone please give this child a television show

Tuesday, February 5, 2019

USB stick found in New Zealand seal poop somehow still works


Did you lose a USB stick while canoeing along the beaches of New Zealand? Well, you’re in luck.  Researchers at the National Institute of Water and Atmospheric Research have found it — inside a piece of seal poop.
Now, NIWA scientists have posted video from the still-working stick on social media, in the hopes of reuniting it with its owner.
According to NIWA’s website, the poo — or “scat” — was collected by a vet examining a sick leopard seal and sent to marine biologist Krista Hupman, for her study on these arctic predators. Hupman had stuck it in the freezer, where it stayed for over a year until just three weeks ago, when researchers defrosted it and discovered something large and hard inside.
“It is very worrying that these amazing Antarctic animals have plastic like this inside them,” Hupman tells NIWA.
But amazingly, the drive still works and features photos and videos of sea lions frolicking in the water — along with the nose of a blue kayak, from which the footage appears to have been shot.
Now scientists are hoping for a decidedly uncrappy ending. Though if the USB drive owner wants it back, they may have to exchange it for more seal scat.
As Hupman tells NIWA: “The more we can find out about these creatures, the more we can ensure they are looked after.”

Wednesday, December 5, 2018

SNL Comedian Nimesh Patel Kicked Off Columbia University Stage by Offended Students

SNL Comedian Nimesh Patel Kicked Off Columbia University Stage by Offended Students


Comedian Nimesh Patel
Late Night with Seth Meyers/Youtube
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Saturday Night Live writer and comedian Nimesh Patel was kicked off stage by Columbia University students on Friday night halfway through his performance because students found his jokes “offensive.”

Patel’s comedy skit was cut short after the students who organized the event interrupted him and demanded that he end his performance early.
The students got on stage, took the comedian’s microphone, and denounced his jokes in front of the audience, as first reported by The Columbia Spectator.
The event was called cultureSHOCK: Reclaim, a charity performance showcase hosted by the university’s Asian American Alliance. The goal of the event was to provide “a platform for a diversity of Asian American artistic expression,” as well as seeking to break through “stereotypes and challenges.”
According to The Columbia Spectator, members of the student group found Patel’s skit offensive, specifically when the comedian joked that being gay cannot be a choice, adding that if a man is both black and gay, “no one looks in the mirror and thinks, ‘this black thing is too easy, let me just add another thing to it.'”
When told to leave, the comedian protested, explaining that his performance was simply familiarizing students with the “real world.” The student organizers, however, remained insistent that Patel end his skit.
“We deeply apologize for inviting [Patel] in the first place and bringing these comments into a space for inclusion and acceptance,” the student group posted to its Facebook page following the event, “We apologize for the hurt his words caused members of the community.”
The student group added that members were “still processing” what had happened.
A few students who attended the event told PJ Media that audience members did not boo or shout during Patel’s performance, and therefore, they felt that ending the event early was unsolicited.
“I was very surprised. Either that means I’m not as sensitive as I should be, or the whole thing was just dramatic,” said one student.
Not all students felt the same way, though.
“I really dislike when people who are older say that our generation needs to be exposed to the real world,” said another student, Sofia Jao, to The Columbia Spectator, “Obviously the world is not a safe space but just accepting that it’s not and continuing to perpetuate the un-safeness of it — is saying that it can’t be changed.”
“When older generations say you need to stop being so sensitive, it’s like undermining what our generation is trying to do in accepting others and making it safer,” added Jao.
It seems as though it was not too long ago when the opposite was true, and younger generations were the ones calling for older generations to loosen the constraints on comedy.
You can follow Alana Mastrangelo on Twitter at @ARmastrangelo and on Instagram.

Friday, February 16, 2018

Snort, snort: Apple Employees Keep Smacking Into Their New Headquarters' Glass Walls

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The centerpiece of Apple Inc.’s new headquarters is a massive, ring-shaped office overflowing with panes of glass, a testament to the company’s famed design-obsessed aesthetic.
There’s been one hiccup since it opened last year: Apple employees keep smacking into the glass.
Surrounding the Cupertino, California-based building are 45-foot tall curved panels of safety glass. Inside are work spaces, dubbed “pods,” also made with a lot of glass. Apple staff are often glued to the iPhones they helped popularize. That’s resulted in repeated cases of distracted employees walking into the panes, according to people familiar with the incidents.
Some staff started to stick Post-It notes on the glass doors to mark their presence. However, the notes were removed because they detracted from the building’s design, the people said. They asked not to be identified discussing anything related to Apple. Another person familiar with the situation said there are other markings to identify the glass.
Apple’s latest campus has been lauded as an architectural marvel. The building, crafted by famed architect Norman Foster, immortalized a vision that Apple co-founder Steve Jobs had years earlier. In 2011, Jobs reportedly described the building “a little like a spaceship landed.” Jobs has been credited for coming up with the glass pods, designed to mix solo office areas with more social spaces.
The building is designed to house some 13,000 employees. Wired magazine, first to pay a visit at its opening last year, described the structure as a “statement of openness, of free movement,” in contrast to Apple’s typically insular culture. “While it is a technical marvel to make glass at this scale, that’s not the achievement,” Jony Ive, Apple’s design chief, told the magazine in May. “The achievement is to make a building where so many people can connect and collaborate and walk and talk.”
An Apple spokeswoman declined to comment. It’s not clear how many incidents there have been. A Silicon Valley-based spokeswoman for the Occupational Safety and Health Administration referred questions about Apple’s workplace safety record to the government agency’s website. A search on the site based on Apple’s name in California found no reports of injuries at the company’s new campus.
It’s not the first time Apple’s penchant for glass in buildings has caused problems. In late 2011, 83-year-old Evelyn Paswall walked into the glass wall of an Apple store, breaking her nose. She sued the company, arguing it should have posted a warning on the glass. The suit was settled without any cost to Apple, according to a legal filing in early 2013.

Wednesday, February 14, 2018

Jimmy Kimmel Targeted by Street Artist Over Sunset Boulevard Car Wreck

Jimmy Kimmel Targeted by Street Artist Over Sunset Boulevard Car Wreck


Courtesy of SABO

Sabo hung a phony street sign at the spot where the talk-show host crashed his BMW.

Jimmy Kimmel found himself the butt of a joke Tuesday morning at the location where, a few weeks earlier, he'd reportedly crashed his BMW while trying to make an illegal left turn.
TMZ reported that Kimmel was struck while driving on the Sunset Strip in front of the famed Chateau Marmont Hotel in West Hollywood as he turned left. A nearby street sign proclaimed "Right Turn Only," which was situated underneath a red "Stop" sign.
On Tuesday, though, an additional, very official-looking street sign was added to the post so that underneath "Right Turn Only" drivers are also reading: "This Includes Idiot Comedians."
The Hollywood Reporter has learned that the phony traffic sign is the work of Sabo, a conservative artist who often lampoons liberal entertainers.
Sabo said he is picking on Kimmel because of a recent comment he made on a podcast. "Pretty much every late-night talk show (host) is a liberal. And that's because it requires a measure of intelligence," Kimmel quipped a week ago on Pod Save America.

"Obviously, his intellect wasn't so sharp as to keep him from nearly killing someone," Sabo told THR.
It is, in fact, the second time in four months Sabo has targeted Kimmel with his street art. In October, he plastered on several bus-stop benches faux ads calling him a "cry baby" and referring to his show as the "Estrogen Hour."
In that incident, Kimmel responded by having someone snap his picture while sitting on one of the benches giving Sabo the finger, then sending the photo to THR.
Kimmel, though, was unavailable Tuesday to comment on this latest attack from Sabo.
Courtesy of SABO