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Muslim woman built like a fridge with a face pudgier than a cabbage patch doll gets government position to lecture about health

https://www.americanthinker.com/blog/2026/01/muslim_woman_built_like_a_fridge_with_a_face_pudgier_than_a_cabbage_patch_doll_gets_government_position_to_lecture_about_health.htmlUnending madness.

Olivia Murray  | January 21, 2026 

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The private sector is built on merit and legitimate contribution, so it goes without saying that people without such things have no place in that type of economy. But, fear not, for the government is always there, ready to hand out taxpayer-subsidized jobs to those who could never earn an income where brains and skill actually matter. (Bonus points if the unhirable loser is a third world foreigner who hates the host nation and its people.)

Enter, Athika Ahmed, a new “health ambassador” for some government “youth panel” in Wales.

The horror: In Athika’s world, schools only taught useless information, like how to “apply for a bank account,” how to read and write, “how to get a job,” and the necessary math skills to balance a checkbook. What they should have been doing is teaching students “the difference between a pad and a tampon” and all about endometriosis. (As a woman myself, I actually don’t know what endometriosis is and I’ve survived on this planet for 36 years and counting.) The school system failed, because Athika never learned about what’s necessary to “prolong” life.

Clearly.

That head is all blubber, no brain. Her face is so fat it’s literally squishing her features into being less visible, and she’s the size of a fridge. This is all diet.

And she knows best about health issues? Let me guess, she probably thinks raw milk is bad, and red meat causes heart attacks. Heart attacks and cardiovascular issues couldn’t possibly be the prevalence of rancid seed oil fats and massive amounts of necrotic processed sugar in modern diets with all the hormone disrupters in our environment; it’s definitely the food that humans have thrived on for millennia past! (As an aside, I recently had e. Coli, which I caught completely by chance as I had zero symptoms, and I credit the prevalence of good bacteria in my system from all the raw milk I drink, as well as a strong gut lining from all the red meat I eat with its full amino acid profile.)