Monday, March 9, 2026

Will British native men be able to rescue their country before its too late

British Army's New Battle Plan: Mascara for Morale While Bombs Drop


It's saddening what is becoming of the once-Great Britain. While American and Israeli forces are resolving a 47-year-old problem by the suitable application of high explosives, while the United States literally flew into a hostile, totalitarian South American regime in the middle of the night and nabbed their thug-dictator who was wanted by the American justice system, the British Army is debating whether soldiers - male soldiers, mind you - should be allowed to style their hair, and to wear makeup and fingernail polish. No, this isn't a Monty Python sketch. It's real.

Army chiefs have been criticised for launching a review – just as the Iran war intensifies – into whether male soldiers can wear make-up.

While British personnel in Cyprus called for more protection and HMS Dragon was stuck in port, all serving soldiers were asked on Thursday whether they thought men could apply cosmetics and wear their hair like women.

They were surveyed on woke ‘gender-free’ changes which could see men wearing make-up with long hair or hair extensions, painted nails and earrings.

The consultation from Army HQ in Andover asked soldiers if they agreed ‘rules on make-up should be gender-free’, explaining ‘this means that men, women and non-binary service personnel can all wear make-up in the same way’.

It's tempting to ask in what possible way this improves readiness, or makes the individual soldier more technically and tactically proficient, but honestly, we already know the answer: It doesn't. 

Here's where the British Army really goes off the rails:

Women soldiers can wear make-up but it should be ‘inconspicuous’ and after training. It ‘includes natural eyelash extensions and nail polish although this can’t be of bright colour’.

Soldiers were also asked if hair and jewellery policies ‘should be the same for men, women and non- binary personnel’ – effectively meaning men could style their hair like women and wear stud earrings. 

Make-up is currently banned for men and they must have short hair ‘which does not reach to the collar or on to the ears’.


 

The review also suggests laying down rules for ‘facial aesthetics’ such as fillers and microblading for the first time, plus ‘recovery periods’ for tattoos and piercings.

Eyelash extensions? These are men we are talking about, yes? 


No wonder they didn't want to send their troops into battle. 

It's a sad pass the once-Great Britain has come to, but the worst thing is this: We can honestly look at the British Army, with stupid ideas like this, and bear in mind how narrowly our own military force dodged this same rouged, nail-polished bullet. This is where Democrats would have taken our military, with their lunatic agenda of making our armed forces into a jobs program for the most neurotic and, let's face it, weakest members of the population.

We got away from that, and now the Iranian regime is discovering that the American military is once more ready to kick some and take some. But Britain? That nation that once stared down Adolf Hitler for the better part of a year, alone? They are done. They are cooked. This kind of lunacy illustrates that very plainly.

At least one senior British officer had something to say about the whole thing.


Monty Python says   https://youtu.be/3ANufwUPFm8


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